// fortune cookies  Copyright 2011 Jerry Whiting. All rights reserved.  www.jetcityorange.com  jetcityorange@gmail.com  26apr11

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quotes[0]='Don’t do anything you’d be embarassed to tell your grandmother at the Thanksgiving table.'

quotes[1]='If you really want to get to know your spouse, divorce them. All will be revealed.'

quotes[2]='If you can’t write it down, you probably can’t pull it off.'

quotes[3]='Getting old is a good problem to have when one considers the alternative.'

quotes[4]='Do you think it would make a difference if everyone prayed all at once? Let’s try it.'

quotes[5]='When have you ever not read a fortune cookie?'

quotes[6]='In the end we all get 24 a day, 7 a week, 365 & ¼ a year. How are you going to use yours?'

quotes[7]='Life is gray, rarely black and white. Absolutes are for the immature among us.'

quotes[8]='Stop for a minute and think how much your letter carrier knows about you.'

quotes[9]='We’ve been going through your garbage for several months now and we have just a few questions for you...'

quotes[10]='Your trash around April 15th: an identity thief’s goldmine.'

quotes[11]='A true entrepreneur is more concerned with her/his business’ credit rating than their own.'

quotes[12]='As long as you’re going to work for an asshole, you might as well work for yourself.'

quotes[13]='Your doctor, your lawyer, your accountant, and your therapist: those you never want to lie to.'

quotes[14]='What do you mean “Jerry Lewis isn’t French”?'

quotes[15]='Everyone wants and needs family.'

quotes[16]='What tribe do you claim as your own?'

quotes[17]='Is playing the lottery part of your retirement portfolio?'

quotes[18]='I ain’t lost. I got a watch that points north and a compass that tells time.'

quotes[19]='If you’re the yardstick, how will you know if you don’t measure up?'

quotes[20]='No, none of my change is spare. Thanks for asking though.'

quotes[21]='If you dream that you’re having a heart attack, you better wake up and check.'

quotes[22]='Hate your job? Why do you think they call it work?'

quotes[23]='Disappointed by others? Try lowering your standards.'

quotes[24]='It’s easier to save money than to make more.'

quotes[25]='Money is not the only reason people work.'

quotes[26]='Does your car’s gas tank eat tens or twenties?.'

quotes[27]='He’s got more excuses than a virgin on prom night.'

quotes[28]='When you see a wet paint sign on something, do you rush up and touch it?'

quotes[29]='You’re almost home riding the bus when suddenly it occurs to you that you drove today.'

quotes[30]='Do you dream in black and white or in colour?'

quotes[31]='What was the weirdest question someone ever asked you in a job interview? How did you answer it?'

quotes[32]='When was the last time you had to call your own cell phone after misplacing it?'

quotes[33]='When was the last time you changed your toothbrush? Isn’t it about time to change it again?'

quotes[34]='I can honestly say, I’ve never met an IPA I didn’t like.'

quotes[35]='Business travel is only glamourous to those who don’t do it. Believe you me.'

quotes[36]='If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re going to make the rest of us feel guilty for laughing at you.'

quotes[37]='What’s your reaction when you find out someone has a tattoo you didn’t know about before?'

quotes[38]='The four basic food groups: fat, salt, sugar, and flourescence.'

quotes[39]='Putting your office key in your front door? Then it’s time for a vacation.'

quotes[40]='An old man walking an old dog down the street. Who’s walking who here?'

quotes[41]='Poor, adj. as in you hold your breath every time you use your credit card.'

quotes[42]='You know it’s Middle America when a hotel’s entire housekeeping staff is white. And they all speak English. Only English.'

quotes[43]='How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!'

quotes[44]='Superficial look’n’feel issues aside, knock-offs are rarely as good as the original.'

quotes[45]='If it’s not what you want, it isn’t a bargain at any price.'

quotes[46]='An article of clothing is only as good as its zipper and/or buttons.'

quotes[47]='Expensive cars: if you can’t park it, don’t drive it.'

quotes[48]='It’s OK to make mistakes.  It’s not OK to make the mistake over and over again.'

quotes[49]='Well and good. One’s an adverb, the other an adjective. Never confuse the two.'

quotes[50]='If you still have loose change in your pocket at night, you didn’t tip enough during the day. Tip enough to change someone’s life.'

quotes[51]='One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.'

quotes[52]='Don’t light fuses you can’t put out.'

quotes[53]='Maybe it’s just me but doesn’t banana nut bread always seem raw and undercooked until you toast it?.'

quotes[54]='You write the script that is your life. Don’t stutter reading your own lines.'

quotes[55]='Language proficiency can be measured in how well you understand jokes and can flirt.'

quotes[56]='Is your house haunted? Would you tell someone if it was?'

quotes[57]='Youth has less baggage, more time, and less to lose.'

quotes[58]='Ain’t my ranch. Just a hired hand. Take it up with management.'

quotes[59]='Being self-employed is not for the faint of heart.'

quotes[60]='Attitude: don’t leave home without it.'

quotes[61]='Cab drivers know the best shortcuts.'

quotes[62]='Do you think of time moving from right to left, or left to right?'

quotes[63]='Race to red lights. They’ll be green when you get there.'

quotes[64]='Well it’s split milk under the bridge now.'

quotes[65]='Money is but one way to keep score.'

quotes[66]='Are you happy with how you grew up? What would you the child say about you the adult?'

quotes[67]='Do you vote like your parents?'

quotes[68]='Each and every morning you have to say to yourself “Feet. Hit the floor.”'

quotes[69]='Never drink in bars that reek of disinfectant.'

quotes[70]='If you continually bite your tongue eventually you grow sick of the taste.'

quotes[71]='Think climate, not weather. One hot day does not a heat wave make.'

quotes[72]='Parenting rule #206: It’s never fun until someone gets hurt.'

quotes[73]='Give gifts that you’d want to receive yourself.'

quotes[74]='The mute button, by far the most important button on your remote.'

quotes[75]='Never trust coffee you can see through, coffee in styrofoam cups, or anything called coffee served in an airplane.'

quotes[76]='Never mistake good sex for true love. Which one are you looking for?'

quotes[77]='Have you ever sent a dollar to the address on the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle? Try it!'

quotes[78]='The dust at the bottom of the cereal box. Pitch it or eat it? Does it depend on which cereal it is?'

quotes[79]='Try brushing your teeth with the opposite hand for a week. And then switch back. Which feels normal?.'

quotes[80]='If you don’t have paint on your car, you don’t have any reason to honk.'

quotes[81]='Do you remember what you dreamed last night?'

quotes[82]='Do you order the same thing when you go to your favorite restaurant?'

quotes[83]='Quick! What phase is the moon in right now?'

quotes[84]='Mere fertility is no guarantee of good parenting skills.'

quotes[85]='Do you have a lone roll of film stashed somewhere that needs to be developed?'

quotes[86]='Have you named your demons? Do you tease each other? Have you made your peace with them? Yet?'

quotes[87]='What part of youth do you not want to share with your own children?'

quotes[88]='Has there ever been a period in your life when you lost all faith?'

quotes[89]='When was the last time you smelled a skunk?'

quotes[90]='Everyone has baggage. Compatability is finding a matched set.'

quotes[91]='What’s the youngest memory you can recall? Pleasant or sad?'

quotes[92]='What secret(s) will you take with you to your grave?'

quotes[93]='How many constellations can you identify? Would you like to know more?'

quotes[94]='Do you know any of your co-workers’ parents?'

quotes[95]='Start flossing everyday and stop lying to your dental hygienist every six months.'

quotes[96]='Arguing as only lovers can.'

quotes[97]='Remember: roll the window down and then spit.'

quotes[98]='Not all of you could have been priests in ancient Egypt. Some of you had to be work-a-day schmucks.'

quotes[99]='How much do you know about your own birth?'

quotes[100]='Name three of your personal rituals and superstitions.'

quotes[101]='God doesn’t give us tests He thinks we can’t pass.'

quotes[102]='Do you get dressed out of the laundry basket?'

quotes[103]='Foods that cause gas are not OK when camping in a small tent.'

quotes[104]='An office without beer is merely a place to work.'

quotes[105]='If they’re really psychic, why do they have to advertise on late night TV?'

quotes[106]='We all have the right to make our own mistakes.'

quotes[107]='The politics of coffee.'

quotes[108]='Sometimes when I’m bored I want produce from another planet.'

quotes[109]='If you’re reading this, assume that life is good.'

quotes[110]='The glass is always half full. If you assume it’s half empty it might come true.'

quotes[111]='The more love you give, the more love you receive. Yes, it really is that simple.'

quotes[112]='A true warrior doesn’t need a gun. The battles s/he wins are not against external enemies.'

quotes[113]='Share of yourself and be rewarded in kind.'

quotes[114]='The more you do for others, the more others do for you.'

quotes[115]='No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy.'

quotes[116]='Never underestimate the vibration of flowers and their ability to affect internal change within us.'

quotes[117]='At some point we all need to heal our wounds. Thicker scabs don’t count.'

quotes[118]='Reach out to someone who needs your love. You have it to share.'

quotes[119]='Avoid passing your pain on to others. Transmute it through spiritual alchemy.'

quotes[120]='Don’t expect others to make your life better.'

quotes[121]='Look in the mirror. If you don’t like who you see, change.'

quotes[122]='We’re more alike than dissimilar.'

quotes[123]='Search for and celebrate what’s different between us. I will if you will.'

quotes[124]='Love is its own reward.'

quotes[125]='That person you find hard to love? You both need it.'

quotes[126]='We grow through our children as much as we raise them.'

quotes[127]='Language molds the world. Write and speak deliberately, from your heart.'

quotes[128]='Actions, positive or negative, don’t go unrewarded.'

quotes[129]='No. Television is fiction. That stuff in front of you, that’s real.'

quotes[130]='Tell those close to you that you love them before it’s too late.'

quotes[131]='Luck is only part of the equation. Don’t put too much weight in it.'

quotes[132]='There’s every reason to believe that tomorrow will be better.'

quotes[133]='Hatred poisons your heart and we don’t want that now do we?'

quotes[134]='Grief is a process, not an event. Give it time.'

quotes[135]='That which is hardest to do is often the most rewarding.'

quotes[136]='Someone helped you. Go help someone else.'

quotes[137]='Actions have consquences. Make sure you know where your ripples touch the pond’s shore.'

quotes[138]='We can’t learn each other’s lesson. We need to step out of the way yet be there when help is needed.'

quotes[139]='Would people who know you well be surprised if they saw a list of your passwords?'

quotes[140]='No loose ends. Live a life without loose ends.'

quotes[141]='Buy flowers for someone you love. No, I mean today!<br />'

quotes[142]='It&rsquo;s not the cards you&rsquo;re dealt but how you play your hand.'

quotes[143]='16, 18, 21, 30... For most of us, adulthood comes gradually in waves.'

quotes[144]='The world is so often a reflection of ourselves. Our internal lenses sometimes distort our view.'

quotes[145]='It always seems to start with an itch. An innocent itch...'

quotes[146]='I&rsquo;m from Cleveland. Assume I have nothing to lose.'

quotes[147]='If gambling is about winning, sorry but I&rsquo;m betting against you.'

quotes[148]='What use is a tachometer in a car with an automatic transmission?'

quotes[149]='Direct knowledge is true wisdom.'

quotes[150]='Meditate for others more than for yourself.'

quotes[151]='Bring meditation into all aspects of your daily life, not just sitting.'

quotes[152]='Invest in your spiritual growth. It is true wealth.'

quotes[153]='Bring meditation into your life. Put your life into your meditation.'

quotes[154]='Humans aren&rsquo;t perfect. Neither are religions.'

quotes[155]='Would you steal if you knew you wouldn&rsquo;t get caught? Lie if you could get away with it?.'

quotes[156]='Are your morals absolute or do you make exceptions and bend the rules?'

quotes[157]='Do you give enough to charities? Give enough that you miss the money?'

quotes[158]='Meditation is not about doing nothing. It&rsquo;s a very active process. It&rsquo;s actually hard work.'

quotes[159]='Almost all flavors of fundamentalism are bad, including yours and mine.'

quotes[160]='Does honesty exist in a vacuum? Are you ethical when you&rsquo;re all alone?'

quotes[161]='Shine a bright light on your blind spots.'

quotes[162]='Cause and effect, actions have consquences.'

quotes[163]='Love centers around acceptance and forgiveness.'

quotes[164]='Why train to be a dinosaur veterinarian? Think tomorrow, not today.'

quotes[165]='If you do charitable work in order to hear &#34;thank you&#34;, you&rsquo;re doing it for the wrong reason.'

quotes[166]='Unless you&rsquo;re talking about charity, money and emotions should never be mixed.'

quotes[167]='Hire the person, not the job description.'

quotes[168]='3 things you don&rsquo;t want to hear in a traffic jam: screeching brakes, an approaching siren, &#34I feel sick. Oops, too late&#34.'

quotes[169]='Dating is like shopping. It doesn&rsquo;t mean you&rsquo;ll buy anything and take it home with you.'

quotes[170]='Talk to strangers. Yield to others.'

quotes[171]='When you add up your life, is it an integer or a fraction?'

quotes[172]='Started your Christmas shopping yet?'

quotes[173]='Does your drivers license expire on your next birthday?'

quotes[174]='What foreign currency most impacts your day-to-day life? Any?'

quotes[175]='Why do cartoon characters always have only 3 fingers?'

quotes[176]='A free lunch is a meal to be savored.'

quotes[177]='Your mission: a lifestyle that doesn&rsquo;t create landfill.'

quotes[178]='You can always tell which toy was designed by another parent.'

quotes[179]='Never confuse politicians with leaders.'

quotes[180]='Beware: marketing types want your soul.'

quotes[181]='Calculus, where cheating in algebra catches up with you.'

quotes[182]='Call if you don&rsquo;t get this message.'

quotes[183]='Don&rsquo;t cross picket lines. Someone&rsquo;s trying to feed their family.'

quotes[184]='Acupuncture works.'

quotes[185]='Growing up is supposed to be hard sometimes. It&rsquo;s often painful and sometimes messy.'

quotes[186]='Yes, change really does begin with you. Better get started.'

quotes[187]='Call your mother. Call your father. Honor your parents.'

quotes[188]='Do you think spirituality is hard-wired into us? Have we evolved to believe?'

quotes[189]='Time is a non-renewable resource. Don&rsquo;t waste it.'

quotes[190]='How much does your recycling bin tell about you?'

quotes[191]='Marry me, marry my job.'

quotes[192]='Family: those you can never divorce.'

quotes[193]='How old do you think you&rsquo;ll be when you die?'

quotes[194]='Save money before you spend any. Pay yourself first.'

quotes[195]='Do you always buy the same soap, toothpaste, and shampoo? Why? Try something new for once.'

quotes[196]='Does your phone number spell anything? Have you checked?'

quotes[197]='Movie sequels are almost always a letdown. Why bother with them.'

quotes[198]='Do you know any of your co-workers&rsquo; children?'

quotes[199]='Do you eat standing over the sink?'

quotes[200]='What was the last new word you learned? When was that?'

quotes[201]='Words carry weight. Consider their impact before you speak.'

quotes[202]='Sex: perhaps no other part of the human existence is so misunderstood.'

quotes[203]='Do you Google those you date?'

quotes[204]='Sex is supposed to be messy and leave stains.'

quotes[205]='Sex is part of a healthy lifestyle.'

quotes[206]='Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.'

quotes[207]='Business: without the risk of failure, what fun is it?'

quotes[208]='Some things in life can be considered tuition for the school of hard knocks.'

quotes[209]='Some experiences are home grown MBA&rsquo;s. Real world stuff they don&rsquo;t teach you in business school.'

quotes[210]='If you can dig a hole, you darn well better be able to fill it in.'

quotes[211]='That nefarious zone where fashion and disease meet. No, really.'

quotes[212]='You have no idea how much I love my kids. They know even less.'

quotes[213]='Sometimes ya gotta make the mistakes to learn the lessons within.'

quotes[214]='Two or more people and you&rsquo;ve got politics on your hands.'

quotes[215]='The smart can be re-educated. The rest, well...'

quotes[216]='I&rsquo;m not sure how smart I am. I just keep my eyes open as I make mistakes in life.'

quotes[217]='Parenting often involves consistent and firm compassion.'

quotes[218]='Making a decision can pale in comparison to following through with it.'

quotes[219]='When your partner isn&rsquo;t home do you still sleep on your side of the bed?'

quotes[220]='Think meditating for 20 minutes a day is asking too much? Look at today&rsquo;s headlines. It&rsquo;s the least we can do.'

quotes[221]='Today IS ma&ntilde;ana.'

quotes[222]='You never have too much RAM, too big a hard drive, or a fast enough processor.'

quotes[223]='It&rsquo;s hard to go bad when you do good.'

quotes[224]='It&rsquo;s hard to watch your kids suffer. We always think we can help more than we usually can.'

quotes[225]='Buy and give flowers before you&rsquo;re in trouble. It&rsquo;s a good investment.'

quotes[226]='Our children are payback for what we did as kids.'

quotes[227]='As we grow older and wiser, we leave less turbulence in our wake.'

quotes[228]='Make perfect footprints; walk straight and true.'

quotes[229]='My inner avatar isn&rsquo;t amused. Nope, not one bit.'

quotes[230]='Do-overs in life a rare. If you love someone, act accordingly. Don&rsquo;t die with things unsaid, deeds undone.'

quotes[231]='Yes, I&rsquo;m stridently indifferent. Without a doubt.'

quotes[232]='You&rsquo;re not blonde. That&rsquo;s just the color you picked up off the shelf. This time.'

quotes[233]='Beware: Drink martinis when you&rsquo;re thirsty and you&rsquo;ll be drunk before your thirst is quenched.'

quotes[234]='Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home.'

quotes[235]='Strive to make smaller mistakes less frequently.'

quotes[236]='Humans are the only animal with pre-knowledge of their own death. Live accordingly.'

quotes[237]='Have you made arrangements for your survivors to recover all your passwords and PINs? Now would be a really good time to take care of this.'

quotes[238]='What would Windows be without Solitaire?'

quotes[239]='Love and compassion. It really is that simple.'

quotes[240]='Make sure the water works *before* you put soap on your hands. Or shampoo in your hair. Just a suggestion.'

quotes[241]='True spirituality is inclusive, embracing all others. Sorta rules out fundamentalists doesn&rsquo;t it?'

quotes[242]='Meditation is like dental floss; good for us, inexpensive, and yields rewards over time. Oh, and not enough of us do it.'

quotes[243]='Remember when planes had empty seats on them?'

quotes[244]='The truth is usually easier to live with than getting caught in a lie.'

quotes[245]='Young men often take 20, 25 years to mature. I did. (This is from the father of three teen-aged sons.)<br />'

quotes[246]='Don&rsquo;t wait til the eulogy to tell someone you love them. Otherwise they won&rsquo;t hear you.'

quotes[247]='Sometimes there is no magic bullet. Buckshot is the best you can do.'

quotes[248]='Beware of mixing emotions and money. It&rsquo;s rarely a good combination.'

quotes[249]='Two newspapers, two horoscopes. Why don&rsquo;t they ever agree?.'

quotes[250]='Every mistake is a  chance to learn something new, to get something right.'

quotes[251]='If you create a monster, it&rsquo;s your dragon to slay.'

quotes[252]='Know when to say no.'

quotes[253]='We all enjoy free will. With it comes cause and effect. Use it wisely.'

quotes[254]='We all have free will. With it comes cause and effect. Use it wisely...'

quotes[255]='Sometimes I don&rsquo;t understand life. Other times I&rsquo;m just bemused.'

quotes[256]='Any time spent brushing up against the Divine is time well spent.'

quotes[257]='Buying a house means spending money you haven&rsquo;t made yet.'

quotes[258]='Sunset doesn&rsquo;t know you, won&rsquo;t wait for you, or care if you&rsquo;re late.'

quotes[259]='Chemistry: that which gets you wet.'

quotes[260]='Build once and Long Tail the hell outta it.'

quotes[261]='It&rsquo;s easier to define and defend a niche. The smaller, the better.'

quotes[262]='If all it took is scribbles on a napkin an hour before last call, bars would be entrepreneurial hotbeds.'

quotes[263]='The truth often hurts but only when it should.'

quotes[264]='A week without greens on the table just ain&rsquo;t right.'

quotes[265]='Life is a ride. Please keep your hands and head inside the vehicle at all times.'

quotes[266]='Ahhhh, older women. Bordeaux isn&rsquo;t the only thing that improves with age.'

quotes[267]='Make the bed if you want to get invited back into it.'

quotes[268]='Anyone can buy wine or flowers. Show up with champagne and orchids.'

quotes[269]='A good Sunday dinner can feed the family all week.'

quotes[270]='Divorce is expensive. It costs a lot too.'

quotes[271]='Our parents came before us so we can have grandchildren. Like waves we come and go out of the ocean.'

quotes[272]='It&rsquo;s better for us to bury our parents than they us.'

quotes[273]='You can judge a neighborhood by its used bookstores.'

quotes[274]='Relax. Breath. Everything will unfold as it should.'

quotes[275]='It&rsquo;s sometimes too easy to cheat when the bar is set too low.'

quotes[276]='Never substitute pity when compassion is what&rsquo;s needed.'

quotes[277]='Watch closely those who always tell you how honest they are.'

quotes[278]='Yes, it&rsquo;s called samsara. Take a number, get in line, we could be here awhile. Some of us have a plan to get outta here early. Follow me...'

quotes[279]='The kind of person who checks the boxes marked other and all of the above.'

quotes[280]='One of the best things in life is not knowing when you&rsquo;ll die, freeing us to live every day to its fullest.'

quotes[281]='If you wipe someone&rsquo;s ass don&rsquo;t complain about getting shit on your hands.'

quotes[282]='You can lead a horse to water but sometimes you have to dunk its head under.'

quotes[283]='You can live in the past or create the future. You can&rsquo;t do both.'

quotes[284]='There are no do-overs in reincarnation.'

quotes[285]='You know it&rsquo;s bad when your astrologer forgets your birthday.'

quotes[286]='Look out. The ice is thin and the weather&rsquo;s warming.'

quotes[287]='Reflecting on an intimate understanding of individual suffering.'

quotes[288]='By 16 you&rsquo;re old enough to fuck up your own life. Proceed with caution.'

quotes[289]='Don&rsquo;t bother keeping score for a game I&rsquo;m not even acknowledging let alone playing.'

quotes[290]='It&rsquo;ts sometimes easier to just do it, than it is to talk about doing it.'

quotes[291]='In many ways, life is never more precious than at the moment of death. Second only to birth itself.'

quotes[292]='Advice is like medicine. It doesn&rsquo;t work in the bottle. You have to take it.'

quotes[293]='We often spend more time avoiding the inevitable instead of doing the obvious.'

quotes[294]='The best you can do is to manage the variables under your control.'

quotes[295]='My toothpaste and and shaving cream both come in tubes. I have to remember not to confuse them.'

quotes[296]='You can&rsquo;t unburn toast. Think twice before speaking in anger.'

quotes[297]='Life&rsquo;s a riddle. Go figure it out.'

quotes[298]='Design for the worst, settle for the best.'

quotes[299]='Often we don&rsquo;t learn til we&rsquo;re older that sometimes you can&rsquo;t win because you&rsquo;re young.'

quotes[300]='Emotional immaturity born of spiritual ignorance.'

quotes[301]='It&rsquo;s not what you have but what you do with it.'

quotes[302]='Sometimes what we really need is the opposite of what we want.'

quotes[303]='Keep trying. Sometimes you run out of mistakes and are left with the right answer.'

quotes[303]='Someone can give you the knife but you have to cut the veil of samsara yourself.'

quotes[304]='The difference between friends and family? You can pick and choose among your friends.'

quotes[305]='It&rsquo;s the depth of the passion not the name of the faith that matters.'

quotes[306]='Undo is your friend. So is CTL-ALT-DEL.'

quotes[307]='Don&rsquo;t waste time looking for what ain&rsquo;t there.'

quotes[308]='Trust: better to maintain it than try to regain it.'

quotes[309]='Parents: you can&rsquo;t grow up for your kids. They have to do it all by themselves.'

quotes[310]='Young at heart but no longer so innocent...'

quotes[311]='Ruts are as hard to get out of as they are easy to fall into.'

quotes[312]='Your hair may be yellow but you&rsquo;re not blonde. Can&rsquo;t fool me!<br />'

quotes[313]='Think I&rsquo;m harsh? I&rsquo;m easier on others than I am on myself.'

quotes[314]='The best thing about post-menopausal women? There&rsquo;s only one of them, not 28.'

quotes[315]='Others as mirrors of ourselves.'

quotes[316]='When a pebble hits the water, it has no idea what the ripples will touch. Live your life accordingly.'

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